Morning haiku

Every rose has thorns

Like every night has a dawn

Cowboys sing sad songs

There are things that I know I should know but don't know like differential calculus, organic chemistry, how to program in Java, and if Gwen Stefani has any marks natural or otherwise on her breasts. There are also things that I know but that I know that I should not know like the names Zach Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale. I also know the exact aroma of my ladlord's urine. I should not know this.

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